I'm too tall, I'm too short.
My hair isn't nice enough, it's too nice.
I'm too agressive, I'm too passive.
I care too much about grammar, I'm being careless with spelling.
I can't swim, I'm too fast.
I hate you, I don't give you space.
I am mature, I am young.
I need to know, I need to go.
I don't need you, I can't live without you.
My life is significant, I am one fish in an entire ocean.
I am poetic, I am emotionless.
I'm too scared, I'm too reckless.
I made the right choice, I ruined my own life.
I need to lose weight, I'm perfect the way I am.
I haven't reached my potential, I need to go have some fun.
I brought this upon myself, I couldn't help myself.
Nobody loves me, I get too much attention.
I am a cry-baby, I don't need to hold the tears in.
I need to express myself, I need to be quieter.
I need to lie, I have to be honest.
I'm old enough to be left alone, I'm too young to go out right now.
I have been influenced by the media, I am unique and beautiful.
I am fake, I am real.
My opinions are right, my beliefs are wrong.
I am beyond your level, I need it in Layman's terms.
I am generous, I won't give you one taste?
I need to pay attention, I'm too quiet.
I look very pretty today, I look kind of silly.
I am legal, but I am not.
My room isn't clean, my room doesn't look lived-in.
I am a hermit, I am too social.
I don't need to be in the middle of this, I need to think my father is wrong.
I'm up too late, I'm weak for being asleep right now.
I'm a girl, I'm a woman.

Please, somebody tell me: What the fuck am I?